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Poor Bruce Springsteen can't help it; he really needs to use the lady's room.

With the periodic gender swings of the dreaded Springsteen Syndrome, comes the compulsion to just walk into women's restrooms and locker rooms.

Vic Biorseth, Saturday, April 16, 2016
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Real men need to calm down, sit back down and work up a little more empathy and understanding for sufferers of Springsteen Syndrome.  They can't really help it, poor dears.  We know how strongly Bruce Springsteen feels compelled to just walk into the women's restroom, with our wives, daughters, mothers and sisters in there in various states of undress.  But we need to resist the urge to drag his ugly ass out of there and just kick the living snot out of him. 

He wasn't born that way; he was made that way, over time, through mal-education and the steady indoctrination that affects all members of the Cult of Scientism.  It was the quasi-religion of Scientism that taught him, first of all, that perversion is really normal, and what used to be considered normal is really perverse.  Through formal education, Bruce and other like-minded perverts learned all about the reality of the gender identity problem that all the rest of us don't know about, because we suffer from non-association with Scientism. 

That's our fault, not theirs.  Se we need to learn, and understand. 

There are some 80 CEOs of corporations who suffer from Springsteen Syndrome and need to use opposite gender restrooms, along with the Governors of New York, Washington and Vermont.  They won't go to North Carolina, nor will any of their employees, because they have banned official travel to NC until they are allowed to just walk into opposite sex restrooms and locker rooms and dressing rooms, and play with themselves, or whatever they feel an urge to do in there.  They have a real need to do this, and they feel they have a right to do it, and even an entitlement.  They are being denied what they have entitlement to. 

And the Political Parties and the Courts, for the most part, agree.  So, you see, it isn't they who are the twisted, demented perverts.  It's us.

See? 

It's not them, it's the Syndrome.  They can't help it.  Sometimes Bruce just wakes up feeling like Maria in West Side Story, singing "I feel pretty; oh so pretty; ... " and he just has to head for the nearest lady's room.  As does the Governor of New York. 

Now, before you get all hot and bothered over "New York Values" you need to slow down again, and realize that these men - or whatever they consider themselves to be at the moment - were not raised in the Judaeo-Christian morality of the Western Civilization Ethos

Not by a long shot. 

They were all raised up in the Ethos of BMDFP10 and Clintons.

Comrade Obama, peace be upon him, will, I predict, see their suffering, and declare public accommodation of Springsteen Syndrome to be an even more pressing global need than his war on Climate Change.  Why, he might even join Bruce in the Lady's room. 

It would make perfect Scientistic sense. 



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SLIMC1 Secularist Liberal Intellectual Media Complex
GESGOEAEOT2 Gradually, Ever So Gradually, Over Eons And Eons Of Time
PEWAG3 Punctuated Equilibrium's Wild Assed Guess
TTRSTF4 Them There Real Scientifical Type Fellers
TTRSPTF5 Them There Real Smart Perfesser Type Fellers
TTRSJTF6 Them There Real Smart Journalistical Type Fellers
SNRTACBT7 Surely No Right Thinking Adult Could Believe Today
STNSEACPB8 Surely Today No Serious, Educated Adult Could Possibly Believe
WDN9 We Don't Know
BMDFP10 Baboons, Mongrel Dogs, Filthy Pigs
HBAACOTE11 Human Beings Are A Cancer On The Earth
ACLU12 Anti-Christian Litigation Union
FLORMPORIF13 Flagrant Liar, Or, Mindless Parrot, Or, Innocent Fool
MEJTML14 Marxist Ends-Justify-The-Means Liar
IEJTML15 Islamic Ends-Justify-The-Means Liar
MPAV16 Marxist Principles And Values
WBESSWG17 Wise, Benign, Elite, Super-Scientific World Governance
TRMITM18 The Reason Man's In This Mess
IYI19 Intellectual Yet Idiotic

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Date:  Sat Apr 16 10:19:46 2016
From:  Mariann
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Dear Vic,

Truly, you are a man of great wit!  This total article flows freely, from beginning to end.  God bless you for your understanding of just how far they will inflict stupid upon us.  Speaking of U.S., perhaps we can use your scientific ideas to really claim this... perhaps we are now the U.S.S.S.S. (United Stupid Springsteen Syndrome States)?  Anyone who doesn't step in line, well, are Bathroom Bigots, Potty Pigs, and Shower Sheriffs!  You do stir one's verbosity.  God bless you and your lovely wife, Mariann


Date:  Sat Apr 16 2016
From:  Vic Biorseth
Comment:  

Mariann:

Wit?  What wit?  This is serious business.  It's a Scientistic Fact.

There are thundering herds of TTRSTF4 backing it up.

The Political Parties are just warming up on this.  Before they're through, being a Bathroom Bigot, or a Potty Pig, or a Shower Sheriff will be a Felony. 

Warmest Regards,

Vic


Date:  Sun Apr 17 06:37:50 2016
From:  Maria
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Location:  Ireland
Comment: 

All this equality crap is very confusing.  How about going back to pre indoor plumbing days?  The climate change crowd might appreciate it, but it would save water and cutting down trees.  Obummer could make this happen through executive order.


Date:  Sun Apr 17 2016
From:  Vic Biorseth
Comment:  

Maria:

That won't work.  While all the "Sustainability" nuts might be pushing for a return to the outhouse, all of his closest national security advisors from among the Moslem Brotherhood are all pushing for the Squatty Potty. 

High white house sources have leaked the information that they are negotiating between the Squatty Potty and just squatting right out in the open, in public, they way Moslems do back home.  They often squat for that purpose right in the middle of the road in heavy traffic.  (Mostly foot, camel, donkey cart, etc., with the occasional weaponized pickup truck.) 

But a third possibility is the one that Comrade Obama, peace be upon him, really prefers, and that is the idea of passing out American Flags for that usage.  Much simpler, and a much better public statement of his preferred national policy. 

Regards,

Vic


Date:  Sun Apr 17 11:05:23 2016
From:  Maria
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Location:  Ireland
Comment: 

Let's have a squatty potty demo on the White House lawn and on Rodeo Drive and let's not forget Silicon Valley.  I would mortgage my house for that trip.  Why not get a petition started for squatty potty month and when we get used to the perfume maybe some snowflake can start a business called 100% natural guaranteed or 3 times your money back.


Date:  Sun Apr 17 2016
From:  Vic Biorseth
Comment:  

Maria:

Real Moslems, like the President's closest National Security Advisors,  pride themselves in not even needing a Squatty Potty, or anything else.  Literally.  The only thing they really need is their left hand.  And maybe a fly swatter sometimes. 

Regards,

Vic


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